Why Chinchillas Are Better Than Computers
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Why Chinchillas Are Better Than Computers |
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| 1. | Chinchillas never crash, blue screen (BSOD) or abend |
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| 2. | Chinchillas never require service packs, hotfixes, BIOS or firmware upgrades | \ |
| 3. | Chinchillas do not require DNS resolution (unless they are surfing the WEB) |
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| 4. | Chinchillas do not require smart cards or Public Key Encryption (PKI) |
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| 5. | Chinchillas are immune to all computer viruses, malware and spyware |
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| 6. | Chinchillas do not requires product activation or feature release keycodes |
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